Here’s something that reminds of my childhood days listening to horror LP’s and radio shows in the dark. If you’ve never heard of Virgil Franklin then read on. I know many haunts that use his stuff to set the darkest of moods for their patrons. Many only know Virgil as a professional composer/ educator with [...]

Well, in case you haven’t noticed the posts have been a bit sparse this week. In fact they’ve been non-existent while I battled a strange virus I must have picked up in some dank jungle in Southeast Asia. So did any of you miss me? Doubtful. I’m reminded of a quote from Romero’s “Diary of [...]

Well, before some idiot could expose the plot of the new Indiana Jones movie to me I hit an afternoon show yesterday. I’m not going to bore or ruin the movie you, and I must say as an Indy fan that I did like it. It did leave me with questions though. Like – What [...]

Break out your fedoras, bullwhips, and walkers for the latest geriatric installment of the Indiana Jones series – Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. In it Indy tries to sign up for social security, get a Medicare claim paid, and try to deny a paternity test proving Shia LeBeouf ain’t his bastard [...]

Well, actually it’s a brand new website. Check out the new slicker Elswarro Website for all your haunt commercials and que line entertainment goodies. Below is the full press release.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Yuma, Arizona, May 18, 2008,
Elswarro Productions is proud to announce the launch of their re-designed website, Elswarro.com. Focused on making advertising on local cable [...]