May 312008
On A Night Most Sinister

Here’s something that reminds of my childhood days listening to horror LP’s and radio shows in the dark. If you’ve never heard of Virgil Franklin then read on. I know many haunts that use his stuff to set the darkest of moods for their patrons. Many only know Virgil as a professional composer/ educator with [...]

May 302008
The Friday Outa My Head for May 30th, 2008 - Fighting the Dis Ease in Life and a Week's Wrap Up

Well, in case you haven’t noticed the posts have been a bit sparse this week. In fact they’ve been non-existent while I battled a strange virus I must have picked up in some dank jungle in Southeast Asia. So did any of you miss me? Doubtful. I’m reminded of a quote from Romero’s “Diary of [...]

May 232008
The Friday Outa My Head - Jonesing for a Sequel

Well, before some idiot could expose the plot of the new Indiana Jones movie to me I hit an afternoon show yesterday. I’m not going to bore or ruin the movie you, and I must say as an Indy fan that I did like it. It did leave me with questions though. Like – What [...]

May 222008
The Thursday Weekender for May 21st, 2008 - Jonesing Big Time and a Googolplex of Cons

Break out your fedoras, bullwhips, and walkers for the latest geriatric installment of the Indiana Jones series – Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. In it Indy tries to sign up for social security, get a Medicare claim paid, and try to deny a paternity test proving Shia LeBeouf ain’t his bastard [...]

May 212008
Elswarro Has A Brand New Bag

Well, actually it’s a brand new website. Check out the new slicker Elswarro Website for all your haunt commercials and que line entertainment goodies. Below is the full press release.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Yuma, Arizona, May 18, 2008,
Elswarro Productions is proud to announce the launch of their re-designed website, Elswarro.com. Focused on making advertising on local cable [...]

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